Viz

Viz has been gracing British newsagents' shelves since 1979. Its irreverent mix of bad language, childish cartoons and sharp satire has seen its creators hauled over the coals by the United Nations, questioned by Scotland Yard's anti-terrorist branch and exhibited in the Tate Gallery. Viz's comic characters, such as the Fat Slags, Sid the Sexist, and Roger Mellie the foul-mouthed Man on the Telly, as well as its hugely popular Top Tips and Profanisaurus sections, are firmly established as national institutions, just like Broadmoor Hospital for the Criminally Insane. *Manufacturer's estimate.

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OH, LORDY: IT'S… THE FAT SLAGS

LOCAL MAN WINS BIG • Clean sweep for Ian at glittering awards ceremony

THE REAL ALE TWATS

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LeTtER bOcKs

STAR LETTER

THE SIX MILLION DOLLAR MANC

TOP

UP THE ARSE CORNER

BULLY FOR YOU!

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THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE

BEVERLY HILLS Shop

FOODIE BOLLOCKS

CARRY ON CAMUS

Mrs Brady OLD LADY

COSY CRIME RATE SOARS • Homely detective story authors responsible for lawlessness rise, say cops

WHAT CRIMES WOULD TV’S COSIEST STARS DO?

10 THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW ABOUT BREAKFASTS IN SPACE

WOKE YOLK • Upset plumber snubs progressive breakfast

The Late, Late, Late BIG Breakfasts

IT CAN BE DONE! • Scientists close to putting Full English in a tin

Have Your Say!

SLICE OF LIFE A FREE FRIED SLICE FOR EVERY READER!

LeTTER brEkS • Your breakfast letters to Viz editor Hampton Doubleday OBE

SKIP BREAKFAST CHALLENGE! • …and WIN a FREE breakfast with a star of your choice!*

Breakfasts of Champions • With the late ROSS & NORRIS McWhirter

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GRAPPLING HOOKE

The return of Captian Incontient

MOTION PICTURES • Chelmsford flicks plumbs in back row privys

THE RUMBLE IN THE COCKPIT

MICHAEL GOVE’S PEERAGE PALAVER

IT’S ALL ABOUT TH AT BASS! • Singing fishmonger to release debut album

ROGGER MELLIE THE MAN ON THE TELLY

SUBSCRIBE TO VIZ TODAY AND GET 3 ISSUES FOR £3 + A FREE VIZ TRAVEL MUG!

SILENCE! • Library elite throw book at local free speech champion

Then pop into the Latte Mouseyatto Mouse Café • Enjoy great coffee but don’t like “Cat Cafés”?

IT’S THE PATHETIC SHARKS!

TRUMP AND GRIND • Italy to secure US tariff deal with giant pepper mill

ROGER’S PROFANISAURUS • An Update of Britain’s Favourite Lexicon of Filth

50 QUID CRAPTIC CROSSWORD

TRUE BLUE of the colour blue were last night • Sky hue bags top trouser colour award again

THE STORY OF THE BLUES

ROMANCING THE STONE • Local man’s dying wish: ‘threesome with the wife and Emma Stone’

MAJOR MISUNDERSTANDING

Tip Top Tony

WHICH IS THE BEST “ROCK”?

Johnny Fartpants